salty-red-mage:

eightmickeys:

hxngmxnpage:

thegreenmeridian:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

sleaterkinnie:

sleaterkinnie:

sleaterkinnie:

did you know george costanza is a killer in criminal minds

colonel sanders unplucked lacefront glasses not even over the ears number one killer in america

this place is crazy you people make me feel insane

seardrax:

thekawaiibutterflygirl:

fluorescentbrains:

brendanicus:

diogenesnuts:

theocseason4:

Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

doc davis actually isn’t associated with the tiktok user—and they’re really salty about the video

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.

absurdistraccoonsterrorizelocals:

onetwothreemany:

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I’m doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I’m bad at tags.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

TURN OFF YOUR OTHER PHONE AND DO NOT TURN IT ON AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE ALONE AND SAFE BECAUSE THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED ON.

AGAIN I REPEAT:

OCTOBER 4, 2023

THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED BACK ON.

SO ONLY POWER IT BACK ON WHEN IT IS SAFE TO DO SO.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

If this doesn’t make sense, then good news it’s not for or about you but still reblog it because you never know who may need to know this.

Reblog and add more tags.

identifying-cars-in-posts:

zibus:

beardedmrbean:

It’s called art

@identifying-cars-in-posts

2006-2009 Toyota Rav4 (briefly visible in first shot)

2010-2015 Volkswagen Passat

joofsterslanitster:

prinnamon:

prinnamon:

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)

kaoinim:

‘thats probably fine’ is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it

cock-holliday:

cock-holliday:

What Trump dying would NOT do: take white supremacy with him, end the issues that are so deeply imbedded in this county’s foundation, end fascism

What Trump dying WOULD do: make me laugh very hard very much and very forcefully, perhaps even shed tears

What Trump going to jail would NOT do: take white supremacy with him, end the issues that are so deeply imbedded in this county’s foundation, end fascism

What Trump going to jail WOULD do: make me laugh very hard very much and very forcefully, perhaps even shed tears, oh my god he self reported that he’s a strawberry blond

radiofreederry:

infectedwithnyanites:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they’ll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they’re sitting on.

rotteneldritchhorror:

professorupdog:

parksrway:

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this

@doofnoof dont leave this shit in the tags! It’s true and you should say it!